Sunday 3 June 2012

It All Began in Adam's Bar


We didn’t make it to the opening night of Adam’s Bar, Otto and I got as far as the door but the crowd was so big that we couldn’t get in. The first night of a bar is always a big thing and I think the beer was free that particular night. How many people went back the following night I wonder?  Not that we could afford to go along on the second night either but we did go as far as the door to look in. The two of us were on our uppers, no work and little money except what the dole gave us. We were both single, I lived alone in a dank old house with my dog and Otto lived rent-free in an old hostel. The same hostel was where we both hoped to work when the holiday season started in April or May. Adams looked like a beautiful old bar from the outside looking in, as if it hadn’t changed from the day of its original outfitting. Later I discovered it hadn’t and features such as the pine box shelving on the walls dated from its days as a linen shop. Large flagstones on the floor, a hallway leading back from an open doorway, the bar counter to the right and long ceiling to floor windows on the street front. So it looked like a bar worth a visit when we had the money….
The next weekend we went in for an early pint. There was vacant table inside the door, between the bar and the big window. We sat at the seat to get a full view behind the bar and of the room as a whole. Expectedly we waited. Word had reached us of Adam’s Madams; apparently, the bar was run by a clutch of beautiful women. Soon a tall beautiful black-haired woman came out through the doorway.
“Lads, what can I get for you?” she asked in a soft west Kerry accent.
“Two pints of Guinness please” I answered, getting the nod of approval from Otto.
We watched as our pints were poured. Neither of us needed to say anything, it was obvious we liked being there. The pints were handed over the small counter and we sat back, watching them settle. Soon through the doorway came another tall female, blonde hair tied back in a blue polka dot bandana, wearing shorts, tights and to top it all, she had a striking, beautiful face. In her hands were two plates of food, a third balanced on her lower arm. She asked the other woman where they were for.
By this stage in my life I’d been single for nearly a year. It was dragging on me a bit, the loneliness of living on my own, the dog and I got on well but I was beginning to miss the close female companionship, which I loved.  The pub was my social life which could be fun but limited and getting very boring. Moreover, work was sparse and money even sparser. The new arrival stood straight in my line of vision. I looked at her. She had all the things I find attractive in a female, tall, blonde, slim, striking face, good dresser. Unfortunately for me and I’m sure all other humans suffer likewise but you rarely find all you like in the one place, so when you do it’s a rarity indeed. However as I looked at her, or should I say stole a glimpse, a thought entered my head… “Why don’t I find her attractive?” the little voice said...by the time my mind could engage itself again she was gone. Did I not find her attractive because I had nothing to attract her? More than likely…yes.

 The next time we visited was after a trip to the local cinema. Alison, an Australian visiting town was with us and we were showing her Adams.  This time the tall blonde was behind the bar, hair down in a full set of curls and wearing jeans with boots.  The three of us took a table on the far side; away from the bar counter and I went to get our drinks. At the bar three pints were ordered and I waited as she poured them. Watching her move, doing her job was intriguing. She had the whole place under control, dealing with orders, joking with others, all the while looking beautiful. Somehow my mind kicked in and this time I found her attractive, very attractive indeed. My sensible mind also whispered that she probably wouldn’t have the slightest interest in me. Why would she? Low earning, torn jeans and about to become homeless, not much to recommend me. When the pints were ready she placed them on the bar…
“That will be five five oh” she said, in a very direct tone.
“Is that the same as five pounds fifty?” I asked, smiling.
“Do you have to be so smart” was her quick retort, taking the money I held out.
The barrier had been broken, she was feisty and we’d sparked. A start like that could only get better and now she had a reason to remember me. Not a good reason but a reason nonetheless and it would be up to me to show her I wasn’t all that bad. This was one I would have to work on as there was no need for her to take the slightest interest in me, none whatsoever. Maybe a new friendship might start. Even that would be nice but could anything more ever happen between us?
About a week later at the local disco I saw her again towards the end of the night, at the far side of the bar area, sitting with friends. She had her back to me and as I approached her from the right she took a pull from her Malboro Light. Before she could exhale I’d tapped her on the shoulder.
“Hi” was the best I could come up with as she turned to see who it was.
“How are you?” she asked wafting the smoke away from my face with her hands.
“Good and you?” I continued with the great lines.
“Fine, thank you. But can I just say” she paused taking another pull “that men are out the window for me at the moment”
She blew out smoke again wafting it away from me. Straight in with the put down, feisty again.
“I only came to say hello before going home” I replied but smiling as she was the one who’d brought up the idea of a relationship and even if she was dismissing it at least the thought had entered her mind.   

She smiled at me, a wry one, giving me a very sceptical benefit of the doubt. Names were exchanged.  Lisa was my smoking, feisty new friend. We chatted for a few minutes more before she got up to leave. She spoke with that clear diction that always reminds me of how the nuns used to try make my sisters talk, very clearly and in easy to understand tones. As she rose to join her friends, Lisa even offered me a lift home, which I refused, I had after all only come over to say hello. A quick goodnight and off she went in lovely confident strides away from me. None of my friends had noticed but I walked back to them on cloud nine.
That same pattern was repeated over the next few weeks, some of them engineered by me, some of them purely accidental meetings. My job in the hostel had begun. It was badly paid and so I wasn’t out too often. Despite this we were becoming good friends, chatting and joking at ease whenever we’d meet, usually in Adam’s. Otto and I had become regulars of sorts; with the two of us working again we at least had some money to spend, not much but enough for a few pints once a week. We always went to Adams as it was a great bar plus it gave me a chance to see Lisa.  Some of my friends were encouraging me to ask her out but I didn’t think the time was right. Anyway, so I told myself, sometimes the anticipation of a relationship far outweighs the potential rejection plus I already knew that this was going to take a bit of time to get right. If we were going to get together it would have to be Lisa’s decision, after all she had told me that men were out the window hadn’t she?
At the beginning of June I had to leave the little house I was living in. The house was being taken back in favour of letting it to higher paying tourists, a common enough practice at the time. A good friend, Trevor, offered to take me in. The little chalet he called home wasn’t too far from the house I was leaving but still out of town. Around that time my father described me, somewhat disparagingly, as living an itinerant lifestyle. This might not have been exactly true but I was fairly broke as he implied and didn’t have any way of moving my possessions. Whilst talking to Lisa about it one night I blurted out the suggestion that as she had a car she might help. She surprisingly agreed and offered to call round that Saturday evening after her work. In a round about way I’d engineered a date, no commitments, in no way anything romantic but in my mind at least we were meeting on our own, away from Adam’s and friends.
That Saturday evening Lisa called round as planned and strode in looking gorgeous but obviously not very enamoured by the damp little home I was leaving. Her disapproving look said it all. What would she think of me now after seeing where I’d been living?  All afternoon I’d been packing and waiting, looking forward to spending time with her alone, excited but also surprisingly relaxed about it all. The house had far too many memories and maybe this move was for the best after all, it certainly was starting out ok. We worked together for a couple of hours, I had planned to do all the lifting but she proved to be well able to get stuck in, one of the attributes of a farmer’s daughter I later learned. She didn’t seem too enamoured by the chalet I was moving to either; I was going to have to work hard to impress that was for certain. Unfortunately I didn’t have much in my armoury. What had I to offer?  My bike, a small rented room in a chalet, a dog, my life in a few boxes and all the prospects of a part-time job.

Sunday was my day off and I spent it getting settled into the new home. My room wasn’t very big and I had managed to accumulate a bit of stuff over the years, mainly books and clothes. So much so that I couldn’t unpack most of the boxes, there wasn’t anywhere to put it. By the evening I needed to escape. The memories dredged up when leaving the old house, the small room I was now living in and the sight of packed boxes were making me feel a bit claustrophobic.  I went for a cycle round town to see who I might spot. Payday was Monday but I had £5.00 left from the last week, enough for a couple of pints if I met anyone. Tentative arrangements had been made to meet a friend in Adam’s if I was out. Not Lisa, we weren’t making those sorts of dates yet.
The back of the Garda Station was the usual place for leaving your bike in Dingle. As I left the station and headed up Dykegate Street I found a £5.00 note on the street. At least now if I did meet someone I could buy a round or two. Things were looking up. By the time I reached Main Street I still hadn’t passed anyone I knew or at least someone who I wanted to go drinking with. Adam’s was on the right towards the top of the street; I strolled up towards it, thinking maybe Lisa would be there. If I looked in and she saw me peering around the corner I’d look like a stalker or a sad sap at best, so I slowed the pace as I approached. A quick passing glance in would be fine, if seen I could wave. Then as the bar neared a sudden burst of courage overcame me and I strode in the door not knowing who I’d find or even say to anyone inside.
Lisa was sitting at the bar, Marlboro Light in one hand and a glass of tequila in the other, actually just placing it back on the bar, empty.  She was with a group of friends, some I knew. Fiona the owner was behind the bar. In typical Lisa style she was in the centre of the group laughing. She gave me a smile and a big wave when she spotted me through the crowd.  The barstools in Adams are tall with strong wooden backrests. Lisa was comfortably sitting into hers’ almost cuddled up with her knees drawn up against the top of the bar. When I walked over she leaned her head back against my shoulder and said hello. She was tipsy and happy to see me. Happier than usual...maybe it was the tequilas...but her forwardness relaxed me, made me very glad that I’d ventured out. Maybe after months of not knowing what to do or not knowing what she wanted from me, all was finally going to change.
After a couple of hours of drinking, laughing and of me not leaving her side the decision was made to go to the Hillgrove. The Hillgrove, the local nightclub, the place where love stories began and alcoholism got a kick-start. A big problem now was that I’d spent all my money. The ten pounds, even though enough to get me a couple hours of drinking, was gone and I wasn’t going to get in the door. The chances of getting anywhere with Lisa were fading fast. More to the point I was going to look a total no-hoper in her eyes if I couldn’t even afford to go dancing… My spirits dropped quickly as did my face. The entire group were going; Lisa was even packing her cigarettes ready for the walk over.
She looked at me...
“Ready?” she asked.
“Ah no” I remember barely getting the words out and then I stupidly said “I left my money at home.”  Why did I say that? Where did I get such a stupid line?
We looked each other straight in the eye. Lisa stood up, took my hand and slipped a ten-pound note into it. She must have just taken it off the bar to put in her pocket.
“You can give it back to me sometime” she said heading for the door, me following, my heart beating ten to the dozen, my head spinning and not just from the alcohol either.
 Her blonde curls bounced as she walked, her voice rising above the others as she laughed and joked with them. As we walked the short distance to the club I looked at the others around me.  All merry, none of them really knew me, maybe, I thought to myself, they know what I’m up-to and will put the run on me. At least Lisa was still there, smiling, seemingly happy to have me tag along.
The rest of the night at the club went along in a blur. We danced, we drank, we laughed and I wondered what the hell I was doing there. Other men were looking at Lisa, she looked great dancing along to all the tunes and I was just a drunk little fellow in torn jeans. Realistically what chance had I? After a while a slow set came on and we happened to be close to each other, possibly not a coincidence on my part. We embraced as we took to the floor. Not long into the dance we began to kiss, I couldn’t believe it, Lisa from Adam’s was kissing me. Me?  Her friends nearby starting clapping, one even patted me on the back.
“At long last” Fiona said to me...
They were all expecting this? They were happy with it? Why hadn’t somebody told me earlier?
Afterwards I walked her home, she had a little bedsit on Main Street close to Adams as it happened. When we got the door I made to head for my little chalet in the west but no, as Lisa put the key in the door she said those words I’ll never forget...”won’t you come in for a cuddle?”
We’ve lived together ever since. After that Sunday afternoon of unpacking I never went back to my little room in the chalet. The bedsit was abandoned the following Spring when the ceiling collapsed in on the bed when were away. We moved to a house out in the country. The bike was abandoned when I learned how to drive. Now after nearly seventeen years, four different houses, married and with two kids, we’re fast approaching middle age together. We’ve fought, laughed, cried, suffered but never stopped loving each other.
Can’t remember if I ever gave her back that tenner though…

Monday 19 March 2012

New Website

I've become all grown up and moved my weekly post to www.verlingsweek.com

Please visit when you get a chance,

Regards,

John

Thank you to http://www.buchanan-solutions.com/ for support services!

Sunday 11 March 2012

Bogie thinks he's tough?

It’s funny how Lisa and Freddie argue, very like an old a married couple sometimes. Just now Lisa was going upstairs and Freddie wanted to follow, he needed the charger for his netbook which Ruby had taken to bed last night. They argued over who’d go up to Ruby’s room each of them offering to go and in the end both did, squabbling all the way up. Ruby wasn’t for handing over the charger; the teenage glum mood overturned the young man’s enthusiasm….a valuable lesson learned there by Fred.  Mother and son came back united in rejection, no longer fighting. Petty squabbles quickly forgotten are a hallmark of people who spend a lot of time together, eventually each knows what will rise the other and instinctively too, when to back off. Maybe with the help of a good counsellor they’ll get through the day in peace and return to under the blankets on the couch where I found them earlier this morning.

With the triumph of last weekend, staying out of hospital even though Freddie suffered a seizure cluster, I went through the week on a bit of a high. Even though we’re so well looked after it was such a relief not to have visited the Cashel ward for the first time in seven months and we all knew it. Ruby and I returned to our weekly routine of early rises and silent trips to Dingle. The beautiful early spring mornings make the journey so much nicer and the memory of dark, wet wintry ones is fading fast. Some mornings the gorgeous rising sunlight on the river at Blennerville accompanies us out of town and the crashing waves on the beaches of West Kerry make a stunning backdrop before we turn up the Connor Pass. There’s a little fellow, probably ten or eleven who stands at the gate of his house each morning waiting for the school bus. The house is just at the foot of the Pass and he’s been there since we started the route in September, dressed in a duffle coat, bag over the shoulder. Unless we’re very early or late he’s there and we always salute each other. The funny thing about him is that he waves each morning in the exact same way. Like an old man, elbow in at the hip, he raises his lower left arm slowly, slightly slants the hand and points the index finger in acknowledgement. Last week he had a friend with him and the two were looking at a comic as we passed, he won’t see me this morning I thought. However, without looking up the index finger went out as usual…what a man. One morning he didn’t wave at all and I was very disappointed until Ruby pointed out that it wasn’t the same fellow, my man must have been off sick or selling Mount Brandon to a tourist. More than likely the latter….

On Thursday Ruby went to the annual Fashion Show at school as put on by the transition year students and stayed over at a friend’s house. For a change I didn’t have to get up at the usual seven o’clock the next morning. Going to bed Thursday evening I was looking forward to my little lie in and a not too rushed breakfast. With Freddie lying beside me in a deep sleep and Lisa pottering round I was about to get up at 7.30 Friday morning when he went into a seizure. Holding him in my arms all I could think was will he ever get a break, will this epilepsy ever leave him alone. Thankfully it was a short seizure, no more than a minute or so, again a sign of the Frontal Lobe Epilepsy. After a little snooze he jumped out of bed to join his mother on the couch and though a little dazed he was ok. The fear for me was that another cluster was beginning but within half an hour he was demolishing a plate of omelette and toast, such a trooper. After my own breakfast I headed off to Dingle, not wanting to but needs must and knowing the hospital is so close makes all the difference. Lisa and I chatted over the phone throughout the day and all was fine, he’d put the morning behind him.

Ruby texted me during the day, she had basketball practice that afternoon so after work I wandered around town waiting for the call to collect her. After a night away she’s usually tired enough but with the basketball she’d be exhausted and grumpy. “Collect me now” was all the text said at about five-thirty and I feared the worst driving up to the school. She got in looking tired, glum even and I now know better than to ask her immediately how she’s gotten on the previous night, but we chatted a bit before the earphones went in, which was nice. An uneventful Friday journey home and we were in the door by half-past six. Straight into the front room where Freddie is seizing on the couch, Lisa holding him. What a kick in the teeth.

After another seizure at seven we gave him the Diazepam hoping we’d avoid the hospital again. No such luck as he keeled over again about seven-fifteen. The little man hadn’t recovered well after the first one so I feared the worst. Even though each seizure was mild, the last one went on for about four minutes so the bags were packed, the call to Cashel ward made and off we went. Dropping Lisa and Freddie at the doors of A&E is unfortunately so familiar and not what I was hoping for Friday evening. After parking the car I headed straight to the ward carrying his bags, its all so routine now. The hospital was packed and I was greeted by the sound of wailing kids when I opened the door to the ward. There wasn’t a nurse in sight as they were off looking after the kids so I went to the treatment room. However the door was closed and the blind drawn. A nurse was running up the corridor with breathing gear in her hands, she recognised me…”he’s in here” she pointed to the closed treatment room so in I rushed not knowing what I’d find. The little man was laid out having the line put in but doing ok, dopey after the seizures and the Diazepam. As usual they were having difficulty finding a vein but Freddie put up with the prodding only giving out a little bit and after a while the blood was flowing. Nurse Marie, who always seems to be on duty during his worst nights, popped her head around the door and lightened the mood as she always does. “Oh jesus” I said “its time we found another hospital.” She laughed at me and though I tease her it’s such a comfort having her there on these nights.

A bed was wheeled in and Fred was brought down to his room. In our rush over Freddie’s DVD player and discs were left at home so I had to go back to collect them, he’d need them if things went well. Back home Ruby was parading around looking at herself in the mirror, doing her make-up and I quickly grabbed the gear leaving her to it. Because he was so dopey when they took him to the room I feared the worst when I returned. Thankfully he was curled up in a ball in a deep sleep when I pulled back the curtain. The room was roasting so I stripped down to my t-shirt and settled into the chair, Lisa on the bed with Freddie. He had another three tiny frontal lobe seizures, his fingers wriggle a bit and his eyes flicker, all over in about five seconds, you’d miss them if you weren’t looking. Otherwise he seemed settled. Marie brought in tea and biscuits, being the wonder woman that she is. Lisa and I waited. Despite the circumstances we relaxed a bit, chatting, drinking the tea, munching the biscuits and before we knew it 10.30 had come round. Over three hours since his last big seizure. Lisa sent me home to look after Ruby. We had cheese on toast in the front room, Ruby doing Facebook, me watching Casablanca. About 11.30 we both were falling asleep so off to bed we went.
  
Saturday morning I was up at 7am, so much for a lie in, and with a flask of fresh coffee I headed over to the hospital. Marie smiled at me from behind the desk. Behind the curtain Freddie was lying out on his bed watching Spiderman, Lisa in the chair, he’d had a peaceful night, so much for my worrying. They came home at ten o’clock that morning, less than 12 hours after they went in. Home again, all was ok. Now it’s Sunday morning and he’s watching Godzilla clips on YouTube. Epilepsy had done its best but Freddie fought back. Bogart might play the tough guy in the movies but our Freddie does it in real life.

“Here’s looking at you kid.”





Sunday 4 March 2012

De Nerves

One of the drawbacks of working six days a week is that I have only Sundays to do my favourite day off things. One of them is a lie-in. That itself is now reduced to only an hour with my rising at about 8.15am or so. Getting up at this hour would have been anathema to my teenage-self; in fact at times I wouldn’t have been in bed too long by 8am on a Sunday morning, much to my father’s disgust. Not that I would be getting up to half of whatever he imagined….But since August and the 7 O’clock rises that extra hour or so on a Sunday is plenty, any longer and I feel like I’m on catch-up all day. So now after a leisurely breakfast I’m doing one of my all time favourites, cuddled up with Fred under a blanket on the couch. This little fellow is such a wriggler it’s impossible to stay too comfortable, for some reason or other he just can’t get close enough to me and isn’t happy till I’m stuck into a corner with the couch all his. His warmth and affection makes up for all the squeezing though. Right now he has me so I can’t raise my left arm to type, it’s wrapped around him, resulting in me typing write one-handed. Outside its cold but the sun is shining and perfect weather for walking Muttley later, another Sunday favourite.

This has been an eventful week for us. Fred seems to be on a twelve to fourteen day cycle at the moment and Thursday evening whilst drifting off to sleep he went into a seizure. Going with the recent diagnosis of frontal lobe epilepsy night time seizures are normal enough as is the quick recovery afterwards. After a couple of minutes he got up from his mother’s arms and with a big smile on his face stumbled over to me on the other couch. Feelings of elation are another quirk of FLE, as is the temporary paralysis of the limbs. Lisa and I decided to test if his neurologist is correct in her belief that his current main anti-epileptic drug, Tegretol, is working by not going straight to the hospital. Working in this case means reducing the seriousness of the seizure clusters he experiences. We gave him a small shot of Diazepam, a mild form of the IV drug Lorazepam they administer in the hospital when things are out of control. Lisa went off to pack the bags ready for the expected hospital trip and disruption to our lives but for once we got some luck, or should I say Freddie got a break. He slept through till 4.20am when he had another small seizure with two more mild ones at 5.45am and 6.50am. When I say mild they’re still horrible to watch, last about a minute or so and we wish our little man didn’t have to go through such anguish. After the last one he jumped out of bed, looked at me and shuffled off to find his mother. She was to be found wrapped up under a blanket in the front room; the poor thing not being able to take herself upstairs to bed and thus away from her little boy. Neither of us had got much sleep but it didn’t matter, we were at home and Fred had avoided the hospital.

As it was close to our usual getting up time I went to wake Ruby. One look at her tired face and I knew she’d had a bad night too. With all the disruption downstairs she’d been unable to sleep, probably expecting us at some stage to be charging out the door to the hospital. She’d already done training with two different football teams and her basketball team during the week. Eventually the tiredness had caught up with her.

“Do I have to Dad?” she said trying to open her eyes, her beautiful head of curls a mess.

“No, stay” I said, only too happy to go back to bed myself for a while.

After a bit of sleep, I got up and made the breakfast. Despite the night he’d put down Fred demolished a plate of toast, omelette and rasher, his mother taking just the fresh coffee to try wake herself. After a bit of recovery off I went to work.

In Dingle I went to the chemist for Fred’s monthly supply of drugs. Whilst waiting for the prescription to be filled I sat down beside an ex neighbour. As usual he didn’t recognise me and we had to go through the story of where I was from, again. He was in to collect his medicines plus an antibiotic for a chest infection. Knowing that he lives five miles out of town, doesn’t drive and it being only 10.30am I asked him what he’d do for the morning.

“Ah John I’ll go up to Foxy’s and then across to James Curran’s. I can’t really drink with the antibiotics so I’ll only have five or six before going home for the dinner” he answered without batting an eyelid.

Then he took out a bottle of Kerry Spring flavoured water, a not very new looking one either…..

“I carry this everywhere” he said taking a small drink

“It’s good for you” I replied, a bit surprised, bottles of water are usually carried by walkers or joggers in my mind.

“I keep it topped up with poitin” he said with a wink and smile whilst taking another sip, carefully screwing on the top before putting it back in the jacket pocket.

A different type of flavoured water……

Back home Fred got through the day before falling asleep at about 4 O’clock. Unfortunately the epilepsy hadn’t finished with him and he’d had another two seizures by the time I got home at six. It was obvious that something was wrong because the packed bags were still at the front door. Lisa was anxious, not surprisingly, but Fred was looking for dinner so we decided to let things ride for a while instead of heading over to the hospital. We put down a somewhat normal evening, Fred watching a movie and his parents watching him. About 9’Clock he collapsed asleep in my arms, almost immediately falling into a deep slumber. Every movement, every jerk and I jumped. My nervousness making Lisa’s worse. About an hour later he stiffened, raised his arm and I said “here he goes”. Lisa turned to help. Fred scratched his nose and left out a sigh, all was ok.

Our nerves are wrecked!

Freddie slept through the night, we stayed away from the hospital for the first time in seven months and he rose for another big breakfast at about 8.30am. Fred and I found his mother again asleep under a blanket on the couch. Beats curled up at the bottom of a hospital bed any day.

For once in these circumstances I went off to work with a skip in my step.

What a relief!

Sunday 26 February 2012

How Bad?

10 o’clock on a Sunday morning I’m fed, Freddie’s fed and Ruby is still in bed. Lisa is looking beautiful under her blanket watching some sex comedy with Ashton Kutcher in it. Or should that be watching Ashton Kutcher having sex as it seems that’s all he’s doing. Reminds me of my youth before I’d wake up in my lonely bed… The reality for most of us guys in our youth is fumbling shyness, probably falling for the impossible wrong girl and never telling her, before maturity brings us to our senses. No doubt it’s the same for the opposite sex but I’m not about to wander into that minefield blindfolded…..

This has been an ordinary weekend after an ordinary week. How bad? Lunch yesterday with Aiden in McCarthy’s bar while watching the Ireland Italy match was a perfectly simple treat. Time was that watching a rugby match, or any sports event in a pub for that matter, was accompanied by pints and a pack of Tayto. Yesterday it was a toasted sandwich and a cup of coffee. Tom was telling us what was on the menu and I asked him for cheese salad sandwich…

 “We do a big sandwich John which you’d need a knife and fork to eat” he said before adding dryly….”but we do supply knives and forks.”

Had to have that one. Moments like that are pretty special to me right now, a change from rushing back to the hospital or telling Aiden our latest dramas involving the Fredster. In fact it’s a while since we were able to have lunch together as I just couldn’t relax 35kms away from my boy. So a toasted sandwich, rugby and idle chat was most welcome. My mind was still preoccupied with Freddie so much so that Ireland’s poor first half display didn’t bother me too much but preoccupied is better than nail biting worry. At half-time I left to head home. Saturday afternoon and all day Sunday is the only time I have with my family these days so I had to leave Aiden with Tom and head for the hills. Listening to the second half in the car took me all the ways back to Tralee. Michael Corcoran is such a superior commentator than anyone on any channel and he’s a pleasure to listen to. Every move was clear to me and I knew exactly what was happening without being in front of the TV, such are the skills that man has. No pints and Taytos? “Who gives a bloody damn” as he once so famously said at the time of Ireland’s Grand Slam victory.

On the way back texts started coming through from Ruby. The peaceful idyllic Friday night the previous evening was shattered whilst I was out in the kitchen getting the wine and nibbles. I left the room in harmony only to come back to literally the mother and daughter of rows. What exactly they were rowing about wasn’t clear but it seemed Ruby had spoken disrespectfully to her mother. Nothing too new there but Lisa had had enough the Friday night and bit back. As a result Ruby was grounded for the weekend and the planned sleep over at Tara’s for Saturday night was verboten, as was all activity between now and her 21st. Like Red Adair I tried saving the night but with only limited success. The cold war continued into Saturday and thence the texts from Ruby begging me to talk to her mother. She knows that she can get around me easily and also knows that putting pressure on me usually works. One after another they came through….

“Please daddy can you talk to mummy?”
“Please daddy can I go to Tara’s?”
“Please daddy”

For once I didn’t respond; I knew that as soon as one was answered I’d be dragged in, doing my Kofi Annan bit this time, trying to negotiate Ruby’s release. So I drove back along the road, apparently being widened to let the oil companies in and home to the DMZ in Ballyseede, ignoring all my poor daughter’s pleas along the way. By the time I got there détente had broken out and Ruby had accepted her fate. We settled in to a night of food, TV, wine and snacks. All were safely in bed by 11.30. Who knew normal would be so welcome?

To lighten the morning I just did my Ashton Kutcher impression for Lisa to which she laughed her head off and said “maybe if you were 4 inches taller.” At least she didn’t add “and if you had any upper body muscle” which she usually does through the tears of laughter…….

Like my father before me I like these weekends when we’re all at home, they haven’t happened too much lately but we’ve got to Sunday morning with only minor skirmishes and I’m much relieved.

Again. How bad?

Sunday 19 February 2012

Magical Words to Hear

The sun is shining, Freddie is in the kitchen putting the chat on Ruby’s friend Tara and Optimus Prime is trying to save us all from the Decepetrons. Freddie was happily watching the Transformer’s movie when Ruby and Tara came back from walking Muttley. For some reason or other he has a thing for the ladies and Tara is the lucky one today, well he did lend her his runners so she could go on the walk so she’s doubly lucky…..

All this family serenity comes after a hectic end to a normal enough week for us. Ruby was on mid-term and was off on sleep overs which kept the rows with her mother to a minimum. It didn’t keep the exclamations of “that child!” to a minimum though. “That child!” comes from her mother every time she walks into a room where Ruby has just been. Ruby, in the style of any normal teenager, tends to lay waste to any room she’s in leaving her mother exasperated in response.  Usually when I hear “that child” I know its time to turn up the TV or become even more engrossed in my newspaper until the storm blows over. A benefit of half-term too was that I didn’t have to be in Dingle till ten each morning so a week of eight o’clock rises was more than welcome, back to seven o’clock tomorrow though. What was preying on our minds all week, outside of the daily worries over Freddie, was an appointment with his neurologist on Friday. The trip to CUH always makes us nervous in case of even more bad news of more of the same, which as parents we’ve had enough of. When we hear increase in meds, adding new meds or staying as we are it just fills us with a feeling of real helplessness and self-doubt. Are we doing enough? How much more of this does Freddie have to endure? Will this nightmare for him ever end? Lisa and I know there’s no quick fix solution here but our wish for him to have a normal life couldn’t be stronger.

This appointment was going to be a big one not only because of all the recent hospital visits but also because finally his doctor was in possession of the results from all the tests done in the autumn. Ruby came with us for a change and we set off on our little journey in hope but with fear too of what might arise. Arriving fashionably late we were soon sitting with the junior consultant giving details of Fred’s recent history. After she left and what seemed a never ending wait the consultant finally arrived in with apologies for being late. Considering we’d been over an hour late ourselves apologies were dismissed and we got down to business. Usually these meetings are fairly drab, more of the same, keeping taking the meds and see you in three months sort of affairs but this time Dr O’Mahoney strode in confidently as if she had something to say. She had. After reviewing everything she was putting Freddie forward as a candidate for surgery. Normally being told that your child has to have brain surgery would be cause for despair but this isn’t normal circumstances. Freddie can’t go on like he has for the last few months spending all that time in hospital nor like the last few years have been for him with his restricted life.

Of course there is a long way to go yet, a long way to go before it can even be confirmed that he is suitable for surgery. He has to have a PET scan which should show where the imbalance lies in the metabolic structure of his brain. After that has been determined and a name put on it he has to undergo further video telemetry to confirm the diagnosis. Video telemetry is an EEG where the electrodes, about 27, are glued to his head, seizures are in induced and the results filmed. He’s had this done before, it’s got us to this stage, but it will have to be repeated to confirm the PET scan. If both tests correlate then it will be surgery for sure. For this he’ll have to have his skullcap folded back, the electrodes placed directly onto his brain and have everything covered up in a turban like dressing containing the computer equipment. Just as well his Punjabi is up to scratch. Back in the ward they will do further video telemetry to finally pinpoint the part of the frontal lobe to remove. Yes remove. As soon as this is confirmed he’ll go straight to surgery and hopefully begin the road to recovery. This whole process will take up to eighteen months, it will be a long eighteen months with much upset along the way but if Fred gets his normal life back it will be all worthwhile. Dr O’Mahoney went on to explain how so much of what has been happening recently, seizure clusters, the temporary paralysis, quick recovery between seizures etc is all indicative of frontal lobe epilepsy and as medicine isn’t solving anything surgery is our best option. She also believes the way his seizures have been going that the trouble is at the edge of the frontal lobe, a good thing when it comes to surgery. At the edges is away from the parts which control speech and limb movements. Also being at the edge would explain why his seizures spread so quickly throughout the brain and why it’s been so difficult to diagnose the type of epilepsy the little man has. All this has yet to be confirmed and is as yet qualified speculation at best. In the meantime more adjustments to his meds but at least it feels that these are now being aimed at something specific not just shots in the dark.

For the first time in three years we left an appointment feeling positive, it was a nice change. We headed for the car and back to Tralee. On the way Fred watched a DVD, Lisa and I discussed all we’d just heard and Ruby listened to her music. Life felt a little clearer for once. There’s a line Frank Sinatra sings in “That’s Life” one of my favourite songs and it goes “ You’re flying high in April, shot down in May” and I always think of it with epilepsy. Just when you think things are ok it kicks you in the teeth. About twenty miles from Killarney and now pitch dark Freddie keeled over. There was nothing for us to do but pull into the hard shoulder and let him go through it. Thankfully it was over in less than two minutes. We quickly rearranged things, Ruby coming up front with me and Lisa lying Freddie out in the back, his head on her lap. Off we set for Tralee hoping that we’d make it without further drama. Of course the tough little man woke up and stayed conscious all the ways back. So good was he that we headed to the house instead of the hospital and soon he was sitting up having spaghetti tossed in chicken and garlic with a slice of toast. After that he had some olives, sliced cheese and an apple. Some little man. I phoned the hospital, because of all that’s happened we knew that a visit would be inevitable, explained the situation and they told us the come over when ready. So Lisa packed the bags and about 9PM I drove them over. The sight of him walking out the door, DVD case in hand, saying goodnight to Ruby was heartbreaking. He knew what was ahead and he walked out to face it, head held high, John Wayne style…. “Get down of your horse epilepsy and put up your dukes.”

After they settled in the room, I left to go home and look after Ruby. Soon after the doctor arrived and put in the line, ready for the IV Lorazepam, the drug that helps stop the clusters. He looked so young Lisa said “how old are you? Sixteen?” I saw him the next morning, Doogie Howser’s kid brother! Good doctor though. The outcome of all this was great; he didn’t need the Lorazepam at all! He had two more seizures in the early morning but spread apart and not big ones. When I arrived at 8am the two were asleep after a relatively peaceful night. The rest of the weekend was an uneventful one and we all came home this morning, a beautiful spring day, without a doped Freddie in tow. Now he’s moved into his armchair by the TV having a dinner of….spaghetti tossed in chicken and garlic with a slice of toast. His new favourite.

What really made today special was something Lisa said to me this morning, words I never heard her say in seventeen years of being a couple….”I’m wrong and you are right, my love.”  We truly do live in wonderful times.

Sunday 12 February 2012

Shattering the Stigma

Tomorrow is European Epilepsy Day. Never before have I had a direct connection with a day marking something of significance. Sure on cancer support days I think of my mother, on International Aids day of friends taken by the disease, Armistice Day my grandfather who fought in the First World War and Parkinson’s Day of a good friend busy kicking that disease’s ass! But epilepsy has come into my family home, tried it’s utmost to kick the living daylights out of my beautiful boy on a regular basis and really taken over our lives. So many other things that should be occupying my attention, even keeping me awake at night don’t matter a fig right now. Got no money in my pocket? Couldn’t care less. Did you know the economy is going down the toilet? Ditto. Haven’t been for a couple pints in well over a year and I’m not the least bit put out. Even when the Ireland France match was cancelled last night I wasn’t that disappointed, I was much more concerned that we could go another day without paying the hospital a visit.

The theme of this year’s day is Shattering the Stigma, a good one and something that I’ve been trying to address for the last few years. Epilepsy affects about 30,000 people in Ireland alone and is nothing to be ashamed of. Like all other long term afflictions all services associated with it are chronically under-funded including informing the public. There are many different forms of epilepsy, most controlled by medication while with some people like Freddie it’s really difficult to find the right medicine. Others need surgery to correct a malfunctioning brain. Yes it can seriously curtail your life at times but when you have it under control it doesn’t need to. You can drive, work, operate machinery and even run marathons. Once you know your limits, know your triggers and look after yourself then it becomes just another part of you. Nothing to hide, people don’t have to constantly expect you to keel over or hold your tongue down with a fork if you do. This sort of basic education is still lacking among the general public but hopefully days like tomorrow’s one will help lift some of the veil of secrecy surrounding the condition. Certainly I’m learning all the time and anyone who asks is always given a good rundown on Fred’s condition! There’s no quick fix for epilepsy, you are dealing with the central nervous system of which so little is known and hopefully few people will have to live through what we have over the last few years, but it is something that shouldn’t be hidden behind closed doors either.

The week just gone was a typical example of what living with epilepsy can be like. Freddie came home from hospital Sunday morning but by Monday evening we were heading back over to A&E again. Ruby and I were just in the door, a typical Monday evening tired and hungry. Fred was in great form teasing me in the kitchen and went in with Ruby to watch TV whilst waiting for dinner to be ready. After a couple of minutes that certain tone of shouting we all have  was coming from the front room, Ruby looking for help. He’d gone over in mid conversation and Ruby was holding him against her where he fell. He was soon out of it, even beckoning his mother to get out of his view of the TV, but the left side of his face was skewed upwards and his right leg wasn’t working. Not knowing what was happening we bundled him up, out the door and over to the hospital. Lisa rang the paeds dept of Cork University Hospital from the car while he went into another seizure, to be told the paralysis was nothing to be too concerned about, it’s normal enough in frontal lobe epilepsy, which we know Freddie has. The focal activity of the seizure can have these temporary side effects which quickly wear off but seeing him like he’d been fish-hooked was upsetting. The ghost of Giant Haystacks was in action there or so it looked.

By seven o’clock he’d had a total of four and they quickly gave him the Lorazepam, the old faithful drug, the one that knocks him for six. However despite everything he was sitting up on the trolley when they wheeled him up to the ward half an hour later, tough little fecker that he is! By now the legs had come back to him and his face was getting its shape back again too. In his room he settled into watching a DVD, something quiet, and munched on an apple having missed his dinner. The nurses brought him a slice of toast and Lisa a cup of tea. ‘Flap over’ as my father used to say and I knew there was little left for me to do cept go home and feed Ruby, the poor child having been abandoned earlier in the evening.

For the second time in four days we’d been through it but Fred’s resilience carried his family over it all. Home he came again Wednesday morning as if nothing ever happened, just a little sleepy from all the drugs. When we were going to bed that night he said “I’m home again Dad and not going back to that hospital.” Said with determination too, the little man!

Right now he’s watching an Austin Power’s movie laughing his little head off at all the inappropriate bits but I’m not complaining, I have my little boy home.

Sunday 5 February 2012

The Sunday Night Dreads

At the end of a weekend you always like to feel you’ve done something with the time given. Whether you’ve lazed around doing feck-all as planned or walked Mount Brandon on Saturday and climbed Carrantouhill on Sunday at least having a memory of something done is good. Unfortunately for me I have to work most Saturdays and end up Sunday evening wishing it was Saturday again and another day off to look forward to. Adding in the usual Sunday night dread of Monday coming, a throw-back to school days no doubt, can make this an evening full of wishful thinking. Tonight is no different. Freddie is beside me digging into a meal of chicken, wraps, sliced cheese, apple quarters and a cup of tomato soup. Of course Fred is a man of taste: the cheese is emmental from The Little Cheese Shop in Dingle and the soup is Cully and Sully’s Creamy of Tomato and Basil no less. He’s funny with his food, if he gets a taste of something he likes he’ll eat it over and over again for weeks at an end. A substitute won’t do, if he’s not sure something is the real McCoy he’ll sniff at it and if it doesn’t pass the smell test it’s rejected. This current combination has been on the go since at least last summer. We reckon its far better for him to be eating than just picking at his food. Looking at him now, he’s lining a wrap with soup, cheese and chicken then demolishing it in seconds flat. Man vs. Food wouldn’t get a look in.

Yesterday evening I wasn’t so lucky…I was sitting on his hospital bed whilst he slept, waking occasionally to see what was going on around him with no interest in food. We had to take him over again on Friday evening less than two weeks since he was last in. It wasn’t too dramatic an evening thankfully for him and he was sitting up eating an apple when I left at 9pm. The shot of Lorazepam had to be given during the night however as he had further two seizures after falling asleep and this drug always takes his appetite for the next day. It also wrecks him and he usually sleeps much as possible the next day. Having said all the he did wake for a good while Saturday evening to watch some DVDs and share some of my chips from the restaurant. But it was the same old routine for us… me leaving Lisa and Freddie at the hospital to go home to look after Ruby; that now familiar early morning trip over to the hospital with flasks of fresh coffee not knowing what I’m going to find when I arrive.

As always the care and love we get from the nursing staff is wonderful. This time I noticed that they all looked tired and they were. All these cutbacks and early retirements have left the wards really short staffed. At times this doesn’t matter but when they are busy the staff are really, really stretched. As one nurse said to me ‘I don’t know why I do this anymore.’ To have someone who does their job so well say something like this is really indicative of the direction our public health service is going. Ticking off your best staff isn’t a good way to improve the health service Minister.

The children’s ward was packed with kids of all shapes and sizes. As the porter was wheeling Freddie up from the A&E a Down’s syndrome kid in a wheelchair was coming down the corridor. He pulled the ventilator out of his mouth;

“Hi George” he shouted, happy to see the porter.

“Hi lad” George replied, then asking “what about Torres?” 

The kid pulled the ventilator out again:

“Torres is a bollocks” he said to laughter all round and off he went, ventilator in place again. 

Amid all the chaos humour reigned and is much needed on such nights on a children’s ward. The private rooms were all sick with little infants, three of whom were taken to Dublin by ambulance to try and cure their illnesses. One of these kids was from a traveller family and all the relations from miles around had gathered in the hospital. There really is comfort in numbers and to see so many people arriving to give support to the parents was lovely. A load of the men were sitting on the broken beds by the exit from the ward. When passing I caught the eye of one, I nodded at him. He nodded back, no need for words we both knew why we were there.

The result of the two night stay in hospital was that our weekend was interrupted once again. No lie ins, no lazy breakfasts, no jaunt for Muttley in the woods. Ruby escaped to Dingle for yesterday, going to the cinema and sleeping over at her friend Hannah’s. It’s important for us that her life isn’t affected too much by what’s happening with Freddie, I just wish she didn’t return like a bag of cats. To top it all off today she developed a cold sore on her travels. How can she go to school with a carbuncle on her lips?

Oh the Sunday night dreads.







Sunday 29 January 2012

Routine, routine and then some more routine

Sunday evening and peace has settled on the little house in Ballyseede. The children are fed and the adults are relaxing. Lisa is looking regal under a blanket, drinking a cup of tea whilst reading her kindle. The kindle is resting on an arm of the couch so she has to turn her neck slightly to read, an elegant pose well within her retinue of such. As I say she is also drinking a cup of tea which is being held in one hand, the other hand is holding Freddie’s. Even though he was fighting with her earlier he now loves his Mummy and is happily cuddled up to her. Not that loving his mother was ever in any real doubt…I offered earlier to get a new Mummy, possibly a younger model, but he declined the chance despite his upset. Little boys will always love their Mummies despite the same Mummies forever treating them like little boys. It’s one of those golden rules of life.

Never is Lisa’s love for Freddie more obvious than when he is in the hospital. Last weekend the little man ended up in there again after going down on Saturday afternoon. We held out till seven o’clock but when he had a second seizure in as many hours it was time to head in again. It had been one of those Saturdays’ when all seemed so peaceful and right in the world. Ruby had gone off on the two o’clock bus to Dingle so as to stay overnight with her friend Hannah. The morning had been spent by me doing some food shopping round Tralee and finally getting into a second-hand bookshop I’d spotted a few weeks back. It even had some books I liked and four for €9.00 was excellent value. So with Ruby gone and all my jobs done I settled onto the couch to watch The Big Sleep with Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Stretching out I was almost falling asleep myself when that horrible sound came from Fred’s chair. He woke up soon afterwards and was ok for a while but fell asleep again only for another seizure to hit him. The call to the children’s ward was made and we headed over whilst they got his bed ready. It all seems so routine now unfortunately. We drive up to the door of A&E and Lisa and Freddie get out, Lisa carrying him into the hospital. After turning I head over to the car park, take the ticket, park as close as possible to the main building and head back in with all the bags. This time Lisa and Freddie were in A&E for assessment so I brought his gear straight to the ward. The usual line of warm, welcoming smiles greeted my sad appearance and Nurse Sinead showed me the prepared room. It looked so nice with the blinds down, the lights dimmed and the heating on. Not waiting around I dropped the bags and headed back to A&E. The two were in a cubicle with the line already in Freddie’s arm. After a while Freddie was sitting up, looking around saying he was bored and eating an apple. The doctors and nurses were amazed at his powers of recovery; he’d had another seizure whilst I’d been upstairs. During all this Lisa was with him, in control and doing what a mother does. While we were awaiting the all clear to go up to the ward, there was a delay due to a changeover in shifts, a large man probably in his mid-thirties was wheeled in to the cubicle beside us. He was followed by a much older woman who I could only assume was his mother. She was carrying a litre bottle of seven-up in one hand and a half empty small bottle of water in the other. As the doctors were taking his history the mother opened the seven-up and poured some into the smaller bottle. The clear liquid which I thought was water obviously wasn’t, she was self-medicating and not shy of showing it either.

After eight the porter came and wheeled Freddie up to the ward. Nurse Marie who always seems to be on duty the nights we’re in was there to welcome us. This is a bit of a running joke now and I just shook my head at her when we came through the wide doors of the ward. Soon the two were settled and I was sent home. “I’ll look after them” Marie said to me as I left and I knew she would.

The next morning I got up at seven, made the flask of coffee and headed over to the hospital. Never knowing what I’m going to find the walk from the car-park to the ward can never go quickly enough. The two were fast asleep when I opened the door of the room. I had an idea from the smile Marie gave me from behind her desk that it hadn’t been too bad a night and compared to some he’d put down it wasn’t. Around midnight he’d had three in a row and the Lorazapem was given. This is an IV anti-seizure drug which knocks him for days afterwards. We had the fresh coffee and Lisa headed home to freshen up. As I’ve said before it’s all so routine now. The day was spent in the hospital and I headed away at four to collect Ruby from the bus and to cook dinner for us two.  At seven I headed back over to find the two asleep again. Freddie had been knocked out since lunchtime and an uneaten dinner was on the table. An unusual sight when Freddie is around. Lisa sent me home at eight, the loving mother settled in for the night again.

Monday morning at seven thirty Ruby and I stop over on our way to Dingle. The two are up watching DVD’s and all is well in the world again. The consultant sends them home that morning, so Ruby and I come back to a happy house in the evening. These hospital visits have become routine but are yet a necessary inconvenience in my family’s life at the moment.

This evening, a week later, it seems a long time ago and there have been plenty of fights since but much, much more love……


Monday 16 January 2012

Haircuts, hairshirts and bribery

Evening in Ballyseede on the third Monday in January. Apparently this is blue Monday, the worst one of the year when all the bills come in, visa cards are due and pay day is another week away. This year’s colour was changed to black because the gloom of recession is hanging over us again. Where have these people been living for the last few years? Monday was always a blue one for most and the Sunday night gloom, the dread of Monday has been hanging over me since I started school back in Norwood forty years ago, the same for most people no doubt.

Well this Monday night sees the family back to the usual routine now that Christmas has been consigned to last year. Freddie is under a duvet watching the Jungle Book, laughing his newly hair-cutted head off at the funny bits, not quite getting his tongue around the song lyrics. Ruby is upstairs looking at herself in the mirror and her mother is bedside me reading her kindle. A big change from my childhood. At this stage my father would have settled in for the night watching whatever was on the one channel TV available. At Freddie’s age I would have been readying myself for bed and by the time I reached Ruby’s age I would have been upstairs in my room, doing ‘homework’. In other words the front room was my father’s kingdom, his place of rest after a day at the office and we weren’t to disturb him. It wasn’t said but that was the way it was, the way he orchestrated it, either you were in bed or studying. No doubt it wasn’t planned but the age gap between the three children meant a seamless transition from early bedtime to study time as we grew up and by eight each night he had the front room to himself. Dad never went out after my mother died, dedicating his time to the family, doing no doubt what he thought was right. Never went to the pub, cinema or visited friends and even going to his beloved rugby matches he brought me along. Unfortunately this had knock-on effects for him, not getting a break from either family or work, isolating him as an adult. It can’t be good for an adult to isolate themselves in such a way no matter what the good intentions. Of course it was great for me as a child knowing he was always there, which I’m sure was his intent, but in my teens we could have done with a break from each other. Fortunately though that he did take me to rugby matches as I’m one of the few who actually was in Thomond Park on Tuesday 31st October 1978. Now that he’s gone the tickets with his script on the back giving the historic score are all I have to prove it.

 Hopefully our front room here is more of a family one; teenage tantrums and children fighting aside. One day recently Freddie called me in to say: “Ruby told me to shut the fuck up.” All I could do was turn and leave before breaking into tears of laughter.

Now that the evenings have begun to stretch, a tiny bit maybe, but they are brighter nonetheless, the drive home is improving. Ruby has begun to bring earphones so she listens to her music and me to my radio. Have to admit that as soon as she came in the door this evening I shut shop and we headed off. The luxury of going home at four was only gorgeous but a bad habit to slip into….This is her second week back and my third. The first week without her in the car was a lonely one and didn’t feel like a proper time at work or at least not a normal one. Even though we go long stretches of the road without talking, especially now that she has the earphones, we chat at intervals and her presence fills the car. We tend to stop for shopping either in Dingle or Tralee and she always manages to wrangle something out of me. Today’s list includes two pairs of tights, a bag of mixed sweets, twiglets and frozen pizza for dinner. Looks bad when I write it out like that.

Today we came home to Freddie with a haircut, his first in ages and it makes him look quite the young man. He’d refused it for ages claiming that he hated the cut hair down the back of his neck. So there he was being praised for eventually doing the deed and being complimented on how nice he looked, sitting in his throne soaking it all up. Then he went behind the curtain and brought out his new toy, gotten today after the haircut…..His mother had bribed him.

Now its 8.30 and he’s sitting up with it in his hands…oh how things have changed.